Angels (And you may be seeing them after hearing this)

Don't worry be happy (No! do worry)

Sweet child o'mine (Sweet? not on this page!)

Achy breaky heart (Oh yes and yor ear drums)

Sad but true (Done in the west country style)

Turn around (And run very very fast)

Girls just want to have fun (But do they have to sing?)

Spinning around (You know that feeling you get When hit round the head too hard?)

Yellow polker dot bikini (Oh I wish, anything to numb the pain)

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner (What? Did they kick you out for singing?)

Just cant get you out of my head (Electric shock treatment might work?)

Boys are back in town (God you will wish they wern't)

Creep (Crawl, walk, run. In the opposite direction)

Cotten eyed joe (tone deaf joe more like it!)

Mama mia (Here we go again more ear bleeding)

Wind of change (Oh please do change)

Riders in the sky (Swore revenge as soon as they felt better)

Tainted love (Tainted everything by the sound of it!)

Ring of fire (It's the curry song again only worse)

Wonder wall (At times you wish you could hit your head against it)

Roll with it (Roll with it! Not in it!)

Gold (Fools gold that is!)

Summer of 69 (Why oh why oh why did you not stay in 69?)

Crystal chandlears (Shattered into millions of pieces)

These boots were made for walking (My head hurts)

What's my age (I'm too young to die)

Fuck her Gently (Lets hope it's better than the singing)