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Satan's Diary
Hello. My name is Satan, yes I'm a cat!
I'm almost 5 years old and weigh an impressive 6.5 kilos.
This is where I'm going to put some of the more exciting things that happen to me along with a few boring ones.
So far I have led a pretty impressive sex life spawning many offspring, but recently my master decided it would be a good idea to have my love plums removed. Can't say I was all that happy with that decision! I still go out to see my many women but can't do much!
As it happens I find most of the time I'm either asleep or eating, both of which I enjoy very much! I also enjoy being combed, something which needs to be done on a regular basis as I do have a rather long coat!
Anyway keep an eye out and I will let you know about a few of the things that happens in Satan's World.