Turn Around (You might after hearing this)

Chasing Cars (Well it's a dog thing)

Top of the World (Not with singing like this)

Boy named Sue (This is no joke! He really is)

Maria (Oh and you should see her)

Light my Fire (And just what do you think this is? Boy scouts?)

I Wanna make love to you (All the blokes were watching when this was being sung)

Get it over (Please get it over? what another hour? Nooooooooo!)

Play that funky music (Did i not say earlier "this is krapioke ring tunes")

Jump in the line (Or a river)

Maggy May (Then again she may not)

I'm telling you now (Do you have to? I was trying to get away early)

Paradise by the dashboard light (Please I would Rather have Paradise by the beer pump light)

Stroking (Trust me you don't want to know what he was stroking)

1 piece at a time (It's a puzzle you know)