I'm the king of the swingers (Actually sang by a bunch of apes)

Wonder of you (Yes we do wonder)

Baggy trousers (Just how high was the fence)

Nothing else matters (But it must this cant be the answer)

Freebird (He's just bored paying for it)

I believe in a thing called love (I believe in beer)

Speedy gonzales (It gets worse! Oh yes it does!)

Flintstones (Ever heard of Devolution)

Ring of fire (Oh yes it's the curry song)

Sad but true (Well the title speaks for itself)

Call me when your sober (That may be a long wait)

I got you babe (That is not always a good thing)

Run to the hills (And we did Very fast)

American pie (More like texas chainsaw massacre)

New york, New york (Is where you should be banned from)

Always on my mind (After a while it begins to hurt)

500 miles (Yet we could still hear them)

In my soul (I understand why some animals eat their young)

Basket case (You may well become one?)

Cant touch this (Not that we wanted to in the first place)

Creep (Enough said!)

Stuck in the middle of you (Are you buying the beer then?)

Dancing in the dark (But after a while your eyes do stop bleeding)

My generation (Don't say I didn't warn you!)

Caught in a trap (It felt like that after a while)

Enter sandman (No it wasn't a dream it was real)